First and foremost, I don't know how much clearer I can make this, so I'll post it in all caps:
I AM THE PHOTOGRAPHER, NOT THE MODEL.
I WILL NEVER BE THE MODEL IN THE PHOTOGRAPHY I POST.
IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT I EVER AM, I WILL STATE SO.
I will be posting photography, mostly.
Less frequently than that, writing.
One last note: Please don't go browsing through my old photography; It's horrendous.
I've just yet to bring myself to delete them all.
Not entirely certain if dA has a mass delete function.
Oh, that would be grand.